While Marc has recently discovered that I am in fact a Ninja (just in my off hours, no worries) I have recently discovered that my husband is in fact a martian. All of these years I have wondered why Marc is so much smarter than I am and after my recent discovery I now understand that Marc is receiving telepathic messages from aliens in space, which is why he never has to study and can remember all the information he learned in elementary, juniour high and high school as well as from every magazine article and newspaper article he has ever read. Thankfully he remembers my birthday and our anniversary too!